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omeglelock:

wakingupinbakerstreet:

You lower the IQ of the whole of Midgard

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omeglelock:

wakingupinbakerstreet:

You lower the IQ of the whole of Midgard

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Chat Post Thu, May. 31, 2012 123,249 notes

The best asks, ever.

  • 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
  • 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
  • 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
  • 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
  • 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
  • 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
  • 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
  • 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
  • 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
  • 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
  • 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
  • 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
  • 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
  • 14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
  • 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
  • 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
  • 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
  • 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
  • 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
  • 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
  • 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
  • 22: Which continents have you been on?
  • 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
  • 24: Backpacks or satchels?
  • 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
  • 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
  • 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
  • 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
  • 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
  • 30: The latest you've ever slept?
  • 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
  • 32: Do you pick at scabs?
  • 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
  • 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
  • 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
  • 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
  • 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
  • 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
  • 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
  • 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
  • 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
  • 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
  • 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
  • 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
  • 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
  • 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
  • 47: City or nature person?
  • 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
  • 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
  • 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!



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Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head

geekeryandhockey:

SO. VERY. MANY!

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freshprince0fasgard:

rachbrew:

jaakaappirunoilija:

weirdofromweirdoland:

foreverageek:

koalateaqueen:

baklavagina:

tomano:

harmonde:

onlyunclaimedusername:

eva-cybele:

indubitablysmashing:

yaoidutchess:

brokenbiohazard:

alleviated-focus:

geminus-anguium:

I am the minecraft guy.
…

Lightning. FUCK YEAH.

……….
I played crisis core.

Tidus from FFX
I DON’T EXIST


…;___; I don’t wanna be Squall
I mean I’m socially awkward but at least I have some friends! And I am nice to them!
I guess I’m in a good position if there are evil time-travelling sorceresses aboot, though

… oh god, Estelle from Legend of Heroes. Why. Last I checked, I wasn’t a brainless homophone who seems to have a crush on her brother and just goes around whacking things without thinking.
I always put Olivier at the head of my party though, so can I pretend I got him, even if I’d fail at flowery language? »

Ha!  I get to be Commander Shephard from Mass Effect.  (The female one because she’s fucking awesome.)Bitches are going down.

I’m Asbel from Tales of Graces.  I’m doing pretty well I think.

chell from portal 2
o FUCK YEAH

snake that eats hearts

a dragonborn
yissss

Altaïroh shit

Dunban. 
Oh great, I’m the Dracula/King Aragorn -wannabe.

The dude from Temple Run.… dang. 

I played Thor. 
FUCK YES.

Commander Shepherd. Well….That’ll be interesting. 

freshprince0fasgard:

rachbrew:

jaakaappirunoilija:

weirdofromweirdoland:

foreverageek:

koalateaqueen:

baklavagina:

tomano:

harmonde:

onlyunclaimedusername:

eva-cybele:

indubitablysmashing:

yaoidutchess:

brokenbiohazard:

alleviated-focus:

geminus-anguium:

I am the minecraft guy.

Lightning. FUCK YEAH.

……….

I played crisis core.

Tidus from FFX

I DON’T EXIST

…;___; I don’t wanna be Squall

I mean I’m socially awkward but at least I have some friends! And I am nice to them!

I guess I’m in a good position if there are evil time-travelling sorceresses aboot, though

… oh god, Estelle from Legend of Heroes. Why. Last I checked, I wasn’t a brainless homophone who seems to have a crush on her brother and just goes around whacking things without thinking.

I always put Olivier at the head of my party though, so can I pretend I got him, even if I’d fail at flowery language? »

Ha!  I get to be Commander Shephard from Mass Effect.  (The female one because she’s fucking awesome.)

Bitches are going down.

I’m Asbel from Tales of Graces.  I’m doing pretty well I think.

chell from portal 2

o FUCK YEAH

snake that eats hearts

a dragonborn

yissss

Altaïr
oh shit

Dunban. 

Oh great, I’m the Dracula/King Aragorn -wannabe.

The dude from Temple Run.

… dang. 

I played Thor. 

FUCK YES.

Commander Shepherd. Well….That’ll be interesting. 

(Source: forthehive)




Video Post Thu, May. 31, 2012 12,574 notes

bakerstreetbabes:

The Baker Street Babes Birthday Giveaway: Holmes Version

The Baker Street Babes put our out first podcast one year ago today. Least to say we’ve come a very long way and it wouldn’t have been possible without all of you. So, the past few months we’ve been gathering prizes and goodies for a MASSIVE giveaway… and here it is!

In this version of the give away you win EVERYTHING below. Yes. EVERYTHING!

  • Sherlock Series 1 DVD, signed by Benedict Cumberbatch & Martin Freeman (donated by Hartswood Films)
  • Sherlock Art Nouveau print (donated by Daunt)
  • Sherlock & John bookmarks (donated by Daunt)
  • Sherlock t-shirt of your choice (donated by Qwertee)
  • Baker Street Journal Spring Issue featuring an interview with Baker Street Babe Curly/Kristina. (donated by The Baker Street Journal)
  • The full Sherlock Holmes Society of London dramatised canon CD set, signed by the actors. (donated by The Sherlock Holmes Society of London)
  • Brainy is the New Sexy pendant in polished brass. (donated by Belaurient Arts)
  • I Believe In Sherlock Holmes pendant in sterling silver. (donated by Belaurient Arts)
  • I Believe In Sherlock Holmes keychain in nickel silver. Please be aware this is made of nickel and if you’re allergic to it you now have a free gift to a non-allergen Sherlockian of your choice! (donated by Belaurient Arts)
  • The Detective & The Woman, signed by author Amy Thomas (donated by Amy Thomas)
  • The Illustrated Speckled Band. (donated by Gasogene Books, Wessex Press)
  • My Love Affair With Sherlock magazine by Caitlin Moran.
  • The Sherlock Holmes Handbook by Ransom Riggs
  • Large print of Sherlock & John in a train carriage by reapersun. Pen there for scale. (donated by reapersun)
  • Baker Street mini-sign
  • CD of BigFinish’s Sherlock Holmes: The Adventure of the Perfidious Mariner starring Nick Briggs. (Donated by BigFinish)

So? How do you win?

  • You may reblog each version ONCE per DAY. The giveaway will run until June 10th.
  • Likes DO NOT COUNT.
  • The winners will be chosen by a random number generator. They will have 24 hours to confirm with their address. The first number wins the Holmes Version, the second number wins the Watson Version.
  • We will ship anywhere in the world.
  • You cannot win both versions of the giveaway.
  • You do not have to be following us, however, this is a present to our followers and listeners, so it’s appreciated. Plus we do really cool things like interview Sherlock cast and authors and chat about Sherlock Holmes all the time!
  • If you are following us and win, you’ll get an extra special gift on top of all of this!
  • Any questions, naturally just ask. We’d prefer if you’d send an ask not anonymously so we can reply privately and not clog up people’s dashes.

You can listen to our podcasts [HERE]!

Follow us on twitter at @BakerStBabes

Like us on facebook [HERE]!

And visit our website [HERE]!

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Video Post Thu, May. 31, 2012 5,597 notes

Three times Colin broke Ryan.

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Video Post Thu, May. 31, 2012 5,390 notes

Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, LIPSCHITZ!

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Sherlock, and Johnlock.

Stranger: ”J-/John/… ” Sherlock groaned, voice low and constricted as he reached a hand between the folds of his dressing gown to touch the naked flesh beneath. His back arched up from the leather of the couch, and he let another soft moan slip loose from his throat. What he missed in his reverie, however, was the sound of footsteps slowly ascending the stairs, footsteps that weren’t expected for at least another hour or so …

You: John walked into the flat. “Sherlock is something…” Realisation of the situation dawned on him. “Oh Jesus.” He blinked rapidly and tried to turn his head away. “What the hell?”

Stranger: Sherlock looked upwards, eyes as wide as a deer’s caught in headlights as he withdrew his hand, pulling his dressing gown back around himself. “J-John!” He exclaimed, perhaps a little too loudly and sharply, “Y-you’re home early.”

You: John’s face flushed bright red. “Yeah.” He croaked. He took a deep breath trying to steady himself. “Yeah. She—uh.” He shook his head. “She said there was an emergency back at her flat and excused herself.”

Stranger: Sherlock’s face flared a deep scarlet to match, his legs clasped tightly together in an attempt to hide his still rather obvious arousal. “Right. Erm, well, that … That happens,” He mumbled lamely, rising from the couch in an instant. “Right, so, I’ll just be … Right.” With that, he strode off quickly as he could towards the kitchen, trying to escape to his bedroom.

You: ”Well, erm.” John fidgeted uncomfortably. “Right.” John walked into the kitchen. “I’m going to have tea. Do you want some?” He asked lamely.

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Photo Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 38,562 notes

bloomist:

boondock-boners:

crankinuptheevil:

malicegeres:

skabritches:

vitaldose:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:

lesmisloony:

goodbyemidnight:

thelastprothean:

belladonnaeyes:

lascocks:

thelilnan:

sailourjupita:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

paperbunnyart:

…Adventure Time? Oh, hellz yeah!!

merlin omfg why

Burn Notice
I’m a super spy okay AWESOME

Sherlock
moderately okay with this as long as my best friend doesn’t fucking jump off a hospital k thanks

BRIDEZILLAS 

Community. Oh jeez, trapped in Greendale forever with endless wacky adventures.

AVENGERS: EARTH’S MIGHTIEST HEROES. FUCK YES.

How I Met Your Mother. Mmmk, do I get to live in NYC now? Y/Y? 

Game of Thrones
fuck

House Hunters International.
Where am I living?

Modern Marvels…
..
Okay then.

Well, fuck.


Being Human. Oh my goodness.

Phineas and Ferb, actually.
Excellent.

Currently watching Sherlock


The Secret Diary of a Call Girl
Me gusta.

DOCTOR WHO!

bloomist:

boondock-boners:

crankinuptheevil:

malicegeres:

skabritches:

vitaldose:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:

lesmisloony:

goodbyemidnight:

thelastprothean:

belladonnaeyes:

lascocks:

thelilnan:

sailourjupita:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

paperbunnyart:

…Adventure Time? Oh, hellz yeah!!

merlin omfg why

Burn Notice

I’m a super spy okay AWESOME

Sherlock

moderately okay with this as long as my best friend doesn’t fucking jump off a hospital k thanks

BRIDEZILLAS 

Community. Oh jeez, trapped in Greendale forever with endless wacky adventures.

AVENGERS: EARTH’S MIGHTIEST HEROES. FUCK YES.

How I Met Your Mother. Mmmk, do I get to live in NYC now? Y/Y? 

Game of Thrones

fuck

House Hunters International.

Where am I living?

Modern Marvels…

..

Okay then.

Well, fuck.

Being Human. Oh my goodness.

Phineas and Ferb, actually.

Excellent.

Currently watching Sherlock

The Secret Diary of a Call Girl

Me gusta.

DOCTOR WHO!




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